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Your mum

lmao I did ur mom

And also your dad

I am bisexual

I fucked both your parents

they were totally into it because Im cool as hell B)

*breakdown*

I'm doin' your mom, yes, yours! First saw her in the Walmart pickin' out your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an '80s prom queen But her ass was lookin' good all up in them mom-jeans I approached her in the checkout line, and said, "Yo baby, wassup?" She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me
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