FosdemDreams/index.html
Rosia E Evans ad33bdaa53 inital
2025-04-20 16:49:58 +01:00

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A number of friends have come to me over the last 3 years telling me of stress dreams
about fosdem, drawing more numerous as the event grows closer. Could these be important? What could we learn
from these dreams? For sciences sake I've started logging them here.
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If you have a dream to report, <a href="mailto:rosiaeevansn@gmail.com">email me</a>
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I was in the airport, going towards security. As I started to reach it I realised I was
carrying a knife in my jacket. I pulled it out and threw it away, but found my jacket contained infinite
knives. I grew closer to the security terminal as I continued to frantically remove knives from my personage.
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Don't bring the infinite knife jacket to fosdem if you're coming by plane
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I'd gotten on the plane to fosdem with the group I was going with. As the plane was in the air, half of
its body was ripped off and numerous of my friends fell out into the sky. I was stood on the other side,
watching, horrified. I realised I hadn't got travel insurance and then spent the rest of the plane journey
worrying about this.
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Get travel insurance if you're coming from a different country
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I was at fosdem, except it was an empty warehouse. There was an escape room and my friends kept
getting killed and turned into ghosts. This was fine as I knew I could turn them back if I won
the escape room. As ghosts they really liked the taste of salt.
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If your friends turn into ghosts at fosdem, this is okay.
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