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A number of friends have come to me over the last 3 years telling me of stress dreams
about fosdem, drawing more numerous as the event grows closer. Could these be important? What could we learn
from these dreams? For sciences sake I've started logging them here.
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If you have a dream to report, <a href="mailto:rosiaeevansn@gmail.com">email me</a>
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I was in the airport on the way to FOSDEM, going towards security. As I started to reach it I realised I was
carrying a knife in my jacket. I pulled it out and threw it away, but found my jacket contained infinite
knives. I grew closer to the security terminal as I continued to frantically remove knives from my personage.
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Don't bring the infinite knife jacket to FOSDEM if you're coming by plane
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I'd gotten on the plane to FOSDEM with the group I was going with. As the plane was in the air, half of
its body was ripped off and numerous of my friends fell out into the sky. I was stood on the other side,
watching, horrified. I realised I hadn't got travel insurance and then spent the rest of the plane journey
worrying about this.
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Get travel insurance if you're coming from a different country
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I was at fosdem, except it was an empty warehouse, but I knew it was FOSDEM. There was an escape
room and my friends kept getting killed and turned into ghosts. This was fine as I knew I could
turn them back if I won the escape room. As ghosts they really liked the taste of salt.
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If your friends turn into ghosts at fosdem, this is okay.
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I was at FOSDEM with my student group, I was stood next to the organiser of the group
and with 0 provocation stabbed them. The rest of the group turned to me and told me that
we couldn't go home anymore because the organiser had the tickets and she was now dead.
We were stuck in Belgium forever.
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Don't kill someone if they have your plane tickets.
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My group had accomodation at a skyscraper in Brussels. A section of our group were being too
loud and we got kicked out of the accomodation. We then panicking, had to see what cash we could
find to scrape the change together to afford another skyscraper to stay in.
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Be polite and treat your accomodation well.
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I was at FOSDEM, being rude to people. I got put in FOSDEM jail.
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Don't be a hater.
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I and a friend were building a rocket to go to space FOSDEM. We eventually realised
this rocket wouldnt work. We were bummed out about this, but kept working on it for fun.
Luckily there was a space train that took us instead. I thought space FOSDEM was a stupid
name but a dude in a beanie told me the name "FOSDEM" didn't roll off the tongue on its own.
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Get the train to FOSDEM??
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A site by <a href="https://rosia.me">Rosia Evans</a>
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