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HTML
116 lines
3.5 KiB
HTML
<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<link href="style.css" rel="stylesheet">
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<link href="effects.css" rel="stylesheet">
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</head>
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<body>
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<h1 class="wavy-text">
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<span>F</span>
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<span>O</span>
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<span>S</span>
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<span>D</span>
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<span>E</span>
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<span>M</span>
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<span>_</span>
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<span>D</span>
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<span>R</span>
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<span>E</span>
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<span>A</span>
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<span>M</span>
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<span>S</span>
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</h1>
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<header>
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A number of friends have come to me over the last 3 years telling me of stress dreams
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about fosdem, drawing more numerous as the event grows closer. Could these be important? What could we learn
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from these dreams? For sciences sake I've started logging them here.
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<br>
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<br>
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If you have a dream to report, <a href="mailto:rosiaeevansn@gmail.com">email me</a>
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</header>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I was in the airport on the way to FOSDEM, going towards security. As I started to reach it I realised I was
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carrying a knife in my jacket. I pulled it out and threw it away, but found my jacket contained infinite
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knives. I grew closer to the security terminal as I continued to frantically remove knives from my personage.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Don't bring the infinite knife jacket to FOSDEM if you're coming by plane
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I'd gotten on the plane to FOSDEM with the group I was going with. As the plane was in the air, half of
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its body was ripped off and numerous of my friends fell out into the sky. I was stood on the other side,
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watching, horrified. I realised I hadn't got travel insurance and then spent the rest of the plane journey
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worrying about this.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Get travel insurance if you're coming from a different country
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I was at fosdem, except it was an empty warehouse, but I knew it was FOSDEM. There was an escape
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room and my friends kept getting killed and turned into ghosts. This was fine as I knew I could
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turn them back if I won the escape room. As ghosts they really liked the taste of salt.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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If your friends turn into ghosts at fosdem, this is okay.
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I was at FOSDEM with my student group, I was stood next to the organiser of the group
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and with 0 provocation stabbed them. The rest of the group turned to me and told me that
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we couldn't go home anymore because the organiser had the tickets and she was now dead.
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We were stuck in Belgium forever.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Don't kill someone if they have your plane tickets.
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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My group had accomodation at a skyscraper in Brussels. A section of our group were being too
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loud and we got kicked out of the accomodation. We then panicking, had to see what cash we could
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find to scrape the change together to afford another skyscraper to stay in.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Be polite and treat your accomodation well.
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I was at FOSDEM, being rude to people. I got put in FOSDEM jail.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Don't be a hater.
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</div>
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</section>
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<section>
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<div class="story">
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I and a friend were building a rocket to go to space FOSDEM. We eventually realised
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this rocket wouldnt work. We were bummed out about this, but kept working on it for fun.
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Luckily there was a space train that took us instead. I thought space FOSDEM was a stupid
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name but a dude in a beanie told me the name "FOSDEM" didn't roll off the tongue on its own.
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</div>
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<div class="lesson">
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Get the train to FOSDEM??
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</div>
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</section>
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<footer>
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A site by <a href="https://rosia.me">Rosia Evans</a>
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</footer>
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</body>
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</html>
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